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This poor ballpark can't get no respect. Of course, it's primary sins are that it's not A) the old
Comiskey, B) its north-side cousin Wrigley, and C) any
other ballpark built since. This means that -- by comparison alone -- it always starts at a disadvantage.
But that isn't quite fair. This is a fine place to see a game, a million times better than the
Metrodome, in some ways better than some
newer parks (less "junk"), and in some ways worse (less "intimate" and "retro").
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The shrine to Old Comiskey.
Inset: Vic ponders all the classic games played here.
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Keep in mind that, had it not been for Camden Yards, there might have been a lot more ballparks built
like this one. And that might not have been all bad. All of the amenities are modern, the playing surface
is real grass, there's no sharing with another sport, it has a real "home town" feel. There's no
food court or amusement park or shopping center or McDonald's or fancy restaurant (only a sports bar area).
In other words, this is not a fancy "entertainment complex" but just a ballpark. For that it
gets major points.
There is also clearly a great respect here for baseball and the history of the White Sox franchise. Any
visit by an out-of-towner must start at the shrine to the old park found just outside the main gates on the
north. This exceedingly bumpy parking lot is where old Comiskey used to stand, and you'll find a marble
plaque where home plate was, along with batter's boxes and painted foul lines which stretch out to their
original distances (one of which is even visible on the aerial photo on MapQuest).
Inside the new park, there's a sense that the history has been transplanted as much as possible. The
scoreboard echoes it's predecessor, anyone entering the souvenir shop must first pass through a small
but fascinating museum of White Sox history, and there's even a shower installed out beyond the left
field seats just like at old Comiskey.
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Step inside the gate and you see the field!
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The familiar scoreboard.
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Vic at the shower.
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Discovering the shower was part of a long walk around the entire park on the very wide main concourse.
It's a little odd to be walking behind the outfield stands, but the place didn't feel quite so
large and foreboding once I discovered you could do this. It's just not possible in most parks. (It
would be possible in the wretched Metrodome, but for the iron gates and security guards preventing it.)
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Funny little rows of club seats.
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So, what's wrong with this place? Scale, mostly. That is, you don't have to get very far back in the
stands to feel really far away from the action. The facing of the luxury suites rises
three full stories
straight up from the rear of the lower deck, and the upper deck begins right above the top row of
suites. This means that even the first row of the upper deck is in serious nosebleed territory. The
last row of the upper deck (which I did not visit) must be terrifying with the additional vertigo
inspired by the extremely steep incline. I'm guessing that the guy in the blimp feels more a part of
the action than those poor last-row folks down the foul lines.
There are quaint little rows of seats protruding from between the two rows of windows on the suites,
probably an attempt to minimize the feel of distance, but it doesn't fool anybody. If you're not
sitting in the lower deck, you may as well be watching the game on TV.
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Viewed from the parking lot behind right field, the park isn't pretty, and you can get a good sense
of just how big those signs are.
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I'm not sure what engineering issue causes this. Over at Wrigley,
the upper deck feels tight with the action. Admittedly, there are some posts sprinkled throughout the park
to hold up the upper deck, but it seems a small price to pay. And the designers of old
Met Stadium had three layers of cantilevered decks,
overlapping, and with no support columns. The front rows of these upper decks felt every bit as close to
the action as the lower deck, maybe even a bit closer because the view was so good. Why engineers can't
solve this is a mystery to me -- unless they don't understand the issue.
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Most Recent Visit: September 25-27, 2001
Our trip had been planned back in August for baseball and a visit to Victoria's home town. But the six weeks between
planning and execution changed many things. For one, we were now engaged, and the trip became the chance to tell her
mother. For another, baseball had just resumed play after the terrorist attacks. "God Bless America" had replaced
"Take Me Out to the Ballgame" during the 7th-inning stretch, security guards had popped up at the entrances to every
ballpark (I had to take off my cap, she had to unfold her blanket), and an edge of fear mixed with defiant patriotism
pervaded just about everything.
We took a train into the city from Downers Grove, then walked a half-mile or so to the subway. This deposited us
virtually at the front gate of the park, and all for about $8. Two days later we would discover that parking anywhere
near the place costs $13. It was a chilly Tuesday night, and the Twins were still trying to catch the Cleveland
Indians, leaders of the AL Central (they would ultimately be unsuccessful), so the game still meant something.
But because of the 50-degree temperature the park was virtually empty. We picked a spot right down by the
Twins' dugout to watch batting practice (Paul Molitor was signing autographs nearby, and Twins DH David Ortiz smiled
and waved when he saw my cap), then we simply sat down there when the game began. These turned out to be the best seats
we'd had all season.
Behind us, the south Chicago crowd took great pleasure at mercilessly taunting Twins players in the on-deck
circle. My favorite, shouted at catcher A. J. Pierzynski, was, "I'd make fun of you if I could pronounce your name!"
We became the subjects of taunting ourselves after loudly cheering a Torii Hunter home run in the sixth. And when a
bat boy, wearing a Twins uniform, got bonked on the head by a foul ball which rolled down off the screen behind the
plate, the crowd went berserk. We knew what they didn't: that the kid was from Chicago, a die-hard White Sox fan, but
had drawn the short straw and had to wear the uniform of the visiting team.
The Twins were winners on this night, and we hopped back on the subway chilled to the bone, but happy.
Returning on Thursday with Vic's mom, Marilyn and her husband Allan, we parked in a lot adjacent to the stadium,
then watched from the third base stands as the Twins lost on a beautifully sunny fall afternoon.
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The other major issue is a sense of claustrophobia. These two problems might seem incompatible, but are
not. Looming above the outfield stands, connecting the scoreboard to the upper decks on each side, are
six huge advertising/message board spaces. I bet they generate a lot of revenue, but the park would be a
much greater place without them.
Because they are there, any sense of the city or neighborhood in which the park sits is impossible. I
know from looking that there's nothing much exciting beyond that outfield wall, but I'd rather see it
than not. The visible buildings are industrial, but really give a sense of the south side of Chicago,
and the source of all the White Sox fans.
The outfield should be a place where you can believe that the ball might just sail off into nothingness
-- or at least a street, parking lot, even a harbor would be better. Here, a great home run would smack
off the front of a humongous clothing chain sign. Not quite right, I'm afraid.
I also think the orientation of this park is all wrong. The line from home through the pitcher's mound
runs southeast, contrary to baseball's recommended east-northeast. Old Comiskey ran northeast, and had
this park followed the same orientation, portions of the stands would face toward the skyline of
Chicago, making the upper deck much more tolerable. Perhaps there is a weather reason for this (lake
winds?), but it's not apparent why the choice was made.
Some of the details in this park are quite nice. For one thing, the action is visible from anywhere.
Step inside the gates and you can see the field. Go for a snack, you can see the field. Take a walk around
the park, you can see the field from all but a few small spots. This park focuses on the game.
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Concourse drain detail.
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All of the drains along the concourse had little White Sox logos imprinted in the center. Very small,
but nice, touch.
Nancy Faust, venerable sports organist, is positioned right along the main concourse, with a large
sliding window so that fans may simply pop their heads in and say hi. She is so sweet, and appears to
love chatting with people going by.
The concourse out in center allows you to stand and gape upward at the awesome scoreboard from its base.
Fireworks still erupt and the pinwheels still turn when Chicago hits a home run.
The best-smelling concession of the season was found at this park. It also turned out to be the very
best-tasting: a brat purchased right inside the entry gate behind home plate.
Then again, there were also some small problems. The sound system leaves much to be desired. Sitting out
in the front rows near the field meant that the sound was coming from far behind, and was at times nearly
inaudible. Only occasionally did I hear the players announced. Of course, the organ and DJ music were plenty
loud enough to be heard.
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The door and window into Nancy Faust's booth is right on the main concourse.
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The program was huge, more like a yearbook, and cost only $4. But its included scorecard was
woefully inadequate, and the rosters for the current series had simply been photocopied and stuck in by
hand. The separate scorecard was much nicer, and cost only $1, but was printed on coated paper which
made writing with a pencil very difficult. They sold pens, but I make too many mistakes.
Beer vendors were plentiful, but it took seven innings to have a hot dog vendor come by -- even when we
sat in the expensive seats. There was the occasional peanut/Cracker Jack vendor, and one fellow with
green hair relentlessly hawking "ice cream SAMmiches."
I tripped several times going up the aisles. I think that's because the steps are too short, and
too widely spaced. Very weird. I hope the same isn't true in the upper deck, or fans might find a quick
route to the hospital after a few beers.
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Artificially asymmetrical dimensions don't fool anybody.
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The original symmetrical dimensions of the playing field have now been perverted into artificially
asymmetrical proportions. This is, of course, a nod to more recent designs, but it smacks of pandering.
If your park was built for symmetry, embrace it. This place is symmetrical in many ways, and a
symmetrical playing field makes sense here. (Need I point out that Dodger Stadium, one of the all-time
greats, is unabashedly symmetrical?) They shouldn't have messed with it.
It took me a game and a half before I figured out where to look for scoring decisions. Turns out there
is a little message board out in right-center which flashes commercial messages most of the time, but
shows a scoring decision when appropriate. This seems like something that should go on the big board.
In addition, there is one lone, tiny pitch-speed indicator out in left, impossible to find quickly, and
virtually useless when sitting in the third base stands.
In September, Comiskey can be a chilly place -- like most other outdoor major league parks. You might
think that a Minnesotan would long for a roof to keep out the cold, but nothing could have been further
from my mind. Baseball is an outdoor game. If it's a little chilly, so what? Even with a temperature in
the low 50s, this place beats the heck out of the Twins' home field. Sure, there are flaws, but this is a
fine place to enjoy some real baseball.
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The park's profile on this day included the giant flag in honor of the attack victims.
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